Zombie Prom

Vixens and Vampires Vanquished in St. Valentine's Day Massacre

The Mad Rollin' Dolls intergalactic domination force (Quad Squad), and crime syndicate (Reservoir Dolls) were packing heat on a cold night at Fast Forward Skate Center on Saturday, Feb. 3. With lasers set on stun and machine guns blasting, they wiped out their challengers, the Vaudeville Vixens and Unholy Rollers.

The 2006 Champion Quad Squad defense dominated the pack, opening wormholes to propel their jammers into the lead and creating black holes for Vixen jammers. Quad jammers Thunder Kitten and Jenny Knoxville flew at warp speed through the pack time and again. The Vixens, led by stellar performances by Dolly Pardon Me, Darling Nikki and up-and-comer OctoPushy, put up a valiant fight and had a fantastic second period, but ended the battle with the loss.

With team captain and spark plug Jewels of DeNile sidelined with a bum knee, the Unholy Rollers were wiped out by the Reservoir Dolls. The Unholies, in a rebuilding year, blocked hard and often, keeping the referees busy sorting out the fair blocks from the illegal ones. The Reservoir Dolls' seamless defensive strategies and forceful whips turned the pack into Swiss cheese for the Mouse and Carry A. HackSAW. Despite great skating by jammers BackDoris and Wildberry Punch, the Unholy Rollers just could not get a break.