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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Party Down with the Dolls

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Day three

OK, another day gone and this time, no cheese in anyone's pants. That's a relief! We're down to just a few hours before the bout actually starts, and we're gettin' fired up! Had a nice dinner with the enemy, well the, opponent - The Hotrod Honeys. We skated the rink last night, got used to the venue, and now we're ready rock out with our....skates on! Baam just found a new career, as a hair stylist! He's shaved my mohawk AND shaved a crescent moon and stars into the side of my head. So much for gainful employment.

Well, it's time to get over-caffeinated, a little food in the stomach, and get to the rink! Who loves double Ds baby? Hopefully, we can recap in the morning!

Bob Noxious

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Greetings Y'all!




Hey everyone,

Bob and Baam are your default reporters for this weekend so far. Because the girls chose us to be? HELL NO! Because we can't find them. Ditched us at the airport. DAMMIT!

We got here safe, sound, and, we think, with everyone and everything. Austin held a pep rally last night at Wahoo's Fish Tacos, this great bar and restaurant downtown Austin. The Texas girls, Dolls, and Carolina teams all represented. There was some good natured "jabs," crazy games, and bad ass karaoke with the live band Karaoke Apocalypse.

IMPORTANT - Ask Mouse and Paine how they ended up with dairy product - both cheese and milk - in their pants, bras, everywhere! Let's just say the cheese-eating contest went awry. Eight Track and Pixie Tourrette are sportin' a little newly acquired "fromunda" cheese themselves, as they were part of the fracas.

So far, we've learned this...you can get tacos with fish in it, tourists gather at dusk every night to watch hundreds of thousands of bats fly out from a freakin' bridge, and it's hot most of the time. But, it's a dry heat. Like that matters? DAMMIT!

Keep us in your thoughts - we scope out the rink tonight. Hopefully, we get you an update tomorrow before the bout!

Love, peace, and wheel grease,

Baam and Bob

#8 Scabs


Photo - Timothy Hughes

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Home team: Reservoir Dolls


Unfortunately, injury prevents this perennial Dairyland Doll from playing.