fill in the blank fun

Here's something Joan of Anarchy gave me to post. It's a lot of fun, so I promised I would share with everyone. The idea is to fill in the parentheses with an appropriate (or sometimes inappropriate) answer.

When (name of DD jammer) is stuck behind the opposing pivot, she waits for (adjective) (name of teammate), or (adjective) (name of teammate), or (adjective) (name of teammate), or even (adjective) (name of teammate) to (verb) that pivot out of her way, since every point matters.

Here's what was given to me:
When Tatum is stuck behind the opposing pivot, she waits for hot Poca, or pink Jewels, or smelly Die, or even black-n-blue Hack to skate that pivot out of her way, since every point matters.

Anyone who's been around the DDs knows the cheer.

don't gimme no pop, no pop
don't gimme no tea, no tea
just gimme that milk
moo moo moo moo
Wisconsin milk
moo moo moo moo
bitch

Here is the fill in the blank version:
don't gimme no (noun), no (noun)
don't gimme no (noun), no (noun)
just gimme that (noun)
(animal noise)(animal noise)(animal noise)(animal noise)
Wisconsin (noun)
(animal noise)(animal noise)(animal noise)(animal noise)
(curse word)

and of course, what was given to me:
don't gimme no shoe, no refrigerator
don't gimme no food, no elbow
just gimme that car
oink moo cluck rawr
Wisconsin alcohol
hoot moo "ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah" meow
fuckers

don't you love the kind of stuff people give you at afterparties?