Bumbershoot Dairyland Dolls

Hell Kat reminded me that the Bumbershoot roster wasn't posted here, so here you go!

DAIRYLAND DOLLS

Bumbershoot Dolls


Crackerjack, 100 (Captain)
Jammer, blocker, pivot. Home team: Reservoir Dolls
2006 Honors: Season MVP; Most unpredictable; Highest average points per pass; Most Blocker Takedowns.
2005 Honors: Season MVP; Fastest Doll

Back Doris, 1134
Blocker, pivot. Home team: Unholy Rollers
A dangerous rookie, fast, powerful and smart.


Carrie A. HackSAW, 24
Jammer, blocker, pivot. Home team: Reservoir Dolls
2006 Most Valuable Pivot
A triple threat. A pack destroyer.

Dolly Pardon Me, 9-2-5
Jammer, blocker, pivot. Home team: Vaudeville Vixens
2006 season points: 164
She never misses a practice, and it shows.

Ilsa Von Blutsterne, 9
Blocker. Home team: Unholy Rollers
2006 most jams played
She’s got speed, stature, smarts, and a ton of experience kicking ass.

Jewels of Denile, 99
Jammer, pivot, blocker. Home team: Unholy Rollers
2006 Honors: Most Feared; Season points: 159; Most Jammer Takedowns
2005 Fastest Doll; 2005 Most Versatile Doll; 2005 Most Valuable Jammer.

Lizzie Borden, 79
Blocker, pivot. Home team: Quad Squad
Seasoned Dairyland Doll player, all-around threat.

Mouse, 4
Jammer, blocker. Home team: Reservoir Dolls (Captain)
2006 Fastest Doll
Fantastic jammer, quick and smart.

Paine Mansfield, 888
Pivot, blocker. Home team: Reservoir Dolls
A strong second-year player and an experienced Dairyland Doll.

Pocahotass, 90210
Jammer, pivot, blocker. Hometeam: Reservoir Dolls
A fast, low skater, she packs serious heat.

Princess Die, 5
Pivot, blocker. Home team: Quad Squad
Most Jammer Takedowns, 2006; Most Valuable Pivot, 2006
Most Valuable Pivot, 2005.

Tatum Tantrum, 97
Jammer, blocker. Home team: Reservoir Dolls
Fast, slippery jammer; average 3 points per jam.

Vanna White Trash, 28
Blocker. Home team: Quad Squad
A core Dairyland Dolls player, fast and brutal.

Scabs, 8
Blocker. Home team: Reservoir Dolls
A solid blocker with quick feet, she’s like a blur of pain.

I would be remiss in my duties if I didn't mention the fantastic job by bench manager Joan of Anarchy and Ilsa Von Blutsterne. Also thanks to Amazing Disgrace, who was, in fact, amazing as tour manager.